The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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