think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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