Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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