Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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