you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
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