I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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