so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
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Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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