so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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