He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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