To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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