Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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