He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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