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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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