Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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