"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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