It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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