eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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