As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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