I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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