im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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