I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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