That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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