it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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