Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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