So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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