No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Randomize
