he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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