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they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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