What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Found your dick twin last night
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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