love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Randomize