I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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