Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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