We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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