Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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