I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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