Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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