You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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