He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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