Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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