Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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