Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
did you just send me my own nude
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
why is half of my head shaved?
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