the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Randomize
