I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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