the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I forgot wine drunk hurts
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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