We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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