I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Randomize
