Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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