fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
