A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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