i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
We had sex on a dog bed..
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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