did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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