Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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