She's JV to your varsity
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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