Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
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