I love black thongs
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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