New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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