If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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